"Gals at school dropoff are totes giving me crap about how little my SUV is."
"Nothing worse."
"Friend of mine will be here in a minute to check you're not ripping me off..."
"Yup. Big decision. The Mitsubishi or the M1 Abrams. Kick the tread while you wait, if you want,"
"Maybe.... hey, I don't want to leave the other car here, can you deliver the new one?"
"Sure. Too easy."