09 September 2009

Shipping News


As Kyle Sandilands implodes under the weight of his own stupidity, others gravitate towards his patented method of attention-getting.

Evidently, he wasn’t receiving enough negative press and decided to make a throw-away remark about weight loss, concentration camps, and someone with the last name of Szubanski.

If you are unaware of Nazi travesties in Poland, it’s very hard to put those things together before you blurt them out… so, you know, give him a… give him a fucking high-school history book.

On the same day as he blundered into the steely edifice of Third Reich history, I was amused to hear the story of a Queensland girl, who wants to be the youngest solo-sailing-global-circumnavigator.

Just like any teenager not getting enough attention, she took the grown-up’s vehicle and a couple of miles from home, smacked it into the steely edifice of a tanker.

Well done.

It’s the grinding sound of ambition that lets us know you’re there.



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