11 April 2011

Transmetropolitansexualmorphosis

Last night I dreamt that the gender reassignment operation had happened in the past and I had been living semi-successfully as a woman, for years. There was a hitch, though, as there always is.

I also dreamt that I had been a heterosexual when I had been a man, and that hadn’t changed. Having come to that realisation and gathered the courage to leave my new husband (who for some reason had never twigged that I was an ex-man) I was devastated to be denied entry to the lipstick lesbian league – where I really needed to be.

As a 6’2”, broad shouldered woman with a striking bass-baritone, the beautiful gay girls weren’t having a thing to do with me.

Too many layers on… the bed, I mean.

2 comments:

  1. Welcome back from the game land abyss, I've missed you. N9M x

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  2. Just once, I would love to see the SMH publish this or something similar on their letters page.

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