Scold The Phone

At 5.30 this morning, my “smart” phone won an iPad. I think my smart phone is pretty dumb:

·         It didn’t turn itself onto silent while it was out there entering its number into strange competitions. The answering SMS alerted me to what it was up to

·         It entered into competitions in Great Britain, where it is unable to go and collect the prize

·         It doesn’t have hands, so what is it going to do with an iPad?

Schoopid smart phone.

… and, I’m pretty sure my Blu-Ray Player has been returning movies late to the rental place.