All The Way To The Bank

Of the many crisies facing us at the moment, one needs to be tackled immediately.

Proper definitions for the dire financial conditions. 

If you're a reporter, how do you keep ramping up the hysteria appropriately when the crises drags on a bit? 

I present the answer below.

• The Global Financial Trouble Spot
  
• The Global Financial Hiccup
  
• The Global Financial Incident
  
• The Global Financial Event
  
• The Global Financial Disciplinary Action
  
• The Global Financial Debacle
  
• The Global Financial Farce
  
• The Global Financial Crisis
  
• The Global Financial Meltdown
  
• The Global Financial Implosion
• The Global Financial Cataclysm
  
• The Global Financial Catastrophe
  
• The Global Financial Cluster Fuck
  
• The Global Financial Credit Crunch
  
• The Global Financial Armageddon
  
• The Global Financial Heat Death
  
• The Global Financial Oblivion
  
• Depression