Oils Aint O1ls

I have no way to link the two observations in this blob other than lick them and push them together roughly. I could go for some jury-rigged, spurious connection by sticky taping them together like, “the cwazy things that people do” but it’s too thin and you, the discerning reader of this humble blob, wouldn’t fall for it. I‘ll just have to rely on flattery, you marvellous, loyal and attractive thing, to gain your trust and make you feel that the esoteric connection is there for all to see, and that only the most naïve critic would pretend that it wasn’t obvious. And that’s the good oil.

Recently I saw the number plate, GUN O1L. This immediately struck me as odd. This person obviously didn’t get the plate of their choice. The one with an “I” instead of a “1” would go first, wouldn‘t it? Now, how many people need a number plate that spells out, one way or another, gun oil?  

And an ad on telly for health stuff, where the product is “super fish oil.” Said quickly, with a solid Australian accent, super fish oil is not something you personally, or your blog, want to be called.