Creative Impulse

I have decided what my new art project should be. I can’t afford it though, so I’m just going to have to describe it to you. That’s so post-modern…

I want to do art installations that look like unlikely or impossible accidents with hybrid machines.

My first work – the news will report that a crash site has been found in a farmer’s field, where apparently a jet powered, flying washing machine has come down, killing all socks on board. Chillingly, only left socks were found, it appears that the right socks may have bailed out.

Second work – freight train wrapped around, as if stopped dead from high speed, a spherical bubblegum dispenser of the type seen outside shops in the 1960s.

Third work – Four wheel drive printing press, bogged in the La Brea Tar Pits. The final few pages seen coming off the printing press have the headline, “Four Wheel Drive Printing Press Bogged in Tar Pit.”

Fourth work – Churches reported to be outraged as paparazzi snap pictures of a PC, giving sacrament to a Mac