During the evacuation it became evident that Darth Baby had chipmunked*
most of his yakatori-chicken nori-roll. When the acrid smell of whatever was on
fire hit him, the resulting sneezing attack covered the people behind us on the
travelators with sticky rice.
(Now I can cross writing that paragraph off the bucket
list… finally.)
Darth Baby thought it was utterly brilliant and followed up with an extended laughing attack; the woman and
her two teenage daughters immediately behind, not so much. I gather that this
was a relatively rare fashion shopping trip for them and not only had the
shopping centre thoughtlessly burst into flames, but some rotten toddler had
made them look like lamingtons as they fled the scene.
*Chipmunked; past participle. The act of having secreted
most of one’s meal in one’s cheeks for later dispersal or use.
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