Having battled Darth Baby to a standstill over lunch I felt that he had, while not actually claiming outright victory in the food fight, definitely made me look silly. I can't undo the preportion of food that ended up on the floor rather than in his tummy but I can still win a moral victory.
I am not cleaning it up.
I am redifining the house as a modern-art museum. Maybe I'll call it the Googooheim or the Poopeedo Centre, I don't know. What I can let you in on is some of the content for our first season's exhibition.
Fame: Abstract in baked beans that shows a witty tip-of-the-hat and flip-of-the-finger to Warhol
Apple and Yoghurt avec Keyboard: A disturbing and possibly expensive commentary on the alienation caused by the increased PC mediation of our lives
Still Life with Mixed Fruit and Stuffed Bear: A timeless piece for a disposable age
The museum will also host Happenings and Installations. Some to watch out for:
Eyebrow, what Eyebrow? A whimsical yet dark journey into the human psyche that challenges the moral bounds between premeditated and unpremeditated violence. The second piece in the trilogy, Gentle Bubba, Just Be Gentle is currently receiving rave reviews off Broadway and off potty.
An Evening of Interpretive Whinging (Monday - Friday. Matinees and late night performances 7/11)
The Best Boy in the World*
*Conditions may apply, check website for details
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