A
friend of mine wants to do a colouring book for adults. Apparently,
it's a good stress reliever. I can understand that. I've entered into
a few Easter Bunny Colouring Competitions in my time (I never win.
Might have something to do with being honest about my age.) Anyway,
she asked me for some ideas for subject matter, so I went
blue-sky-mining and here's my preliminary list.
1)
Moments before Great Moments in Science, Colouring Book, Featuring:
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Archimedes cleaning the bath
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Newton pulling up a carrot
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Alexander Fleming clearing his throat while hanging out the washing
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Oppenheimer sexually harassing a co-worker
2)
Favourite Scenes from 80s Movies Colouring Book
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Ferris Bueller's Bedroom
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The Breakfast Club's detention room
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Sixteen Candles exercise room
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The Princess Bride's Inego Montoya threatening the six fingered man
(in a room)
3)
Great Transport Disasters in Cubist Style for Easy Block Colouring
(By numbers*)
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Hindenburg
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Titanic
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Linnard Skinnard's Plane
*Note,
if numbers are followed, they will result in output of varying shades
of blue or high gamma
4)
Great Newspaper Front Pages from History, Colouring Book (For those
who only use lead pencils)
5)
The Punch Line Colouring Book, Featuring:
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The chicken on the other side of the road
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A mini with four elephants in it
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An actress speaking to a bishop
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A ute full of pigs honking the horn
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A sheep without legs
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A blond in a BMW
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A light-bulb being changed
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A frog in a blender
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A nun and a vampire
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An Irishman
6)
Great Album Covers Colouring Book (With complimentary CD. Colour as
you croon)
7)
Crowd Scenes, Protests and Audiences - Animé Style, Colouring Book
8)
Exploded Diagrams of Machinery In the Style of
Lead-light/Stained-Glass Windows, Colouring Book
9)
Old, Inaccurate Political Maps of the Known World, Colouring Book
10)
Mythical Beasts Colouring Book (Who's to say you got the colours
wrong?)
