Another Biggy Answered For You

If like me, you have wondered why you never see the hide of a hippopotamus stretched out before the log fire in the hunting retreat; like me, never seen the proud head of the hippo mounted alongside the fierce lion and tiger heads down at the Gentleman's Club; you have to as always return to the Ancient Greeks for the answer.

A square of hippopotamus is not equal to the bum or the hair of another two hides.

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