The carnage photographed earlier today by roving reporter, Grey Area.
Bystanders say they heard a terrible skidding noise and screaming, followed by a loud crash. A local resident Adnan Khashoggi said that he looked out of his living room window, to see a mushroom cloud of flame, and smoke. Debris from the accident has been found up to three meters away.
"It was like something out of the movies mate! It was fully sick. They was just coming down the hill, hand in hand like maniacs, and then the one on the left just loses it, and starts to plow into the other one like they was not there or nothing."
Residents in the area remain shocked at the accident. "Used to be that the hardest part about roller-blading was telling your parents you were gay" said a resident who does not want to be named.
where's the blood?
ReplyDeleterollerblading is gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)
I think the heat generated at the scene vapourised most of Keeks. I arrived on the scene maybe 10 minutes later and the cement had only just become solid again.
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