If I'd Known You Were Coming I'd Have Baked a Cake

My colleague, Smurf, as you may or may not know, lives in Bondi - right down on the beach. He had a bad but flattering moment on the weekend. It all started when he misheard what the big running race was called.

He looked out his door on Sunday to see thousands of people pounding down the road at him. It's at this moment that he thinks to himself,

"My goodness. It really is the City to Smurf."