15 August 2008

Sometimes You Have to Suffer For Your Art


It really takes it out of you, you know? I'm trying to organise a good visual gag, but it has an uncertain outcome.

First; you have to know that I haven't always been Grey. My real first name is Nick.

Second; Emergency Contact is off to see Germaine Greer tonight.

Third; I'm going to put on a nice dress, do my hair and make-up and wait around, probably quite chilly, just so that when she comes home from Germaine, she can looked shocked at me and say,

"Oh, that's the female you Nick."

2 comments:

  1. Too funny Nick!! boom tish! I am soooo looking forward to seeing GG tonight. BTW, it's uncanny, but your previous post in which you changed from porridge to vita-brits/weetbix was posted the same day that I made the same breakfast move. Serial cereal moves? Number9's Mistress.

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  2. Thanks N9M,

    Actually, I had to wait to post that until you were ready to make the move. The universe is an incredibly finely balanced thing and these perturbations can make all the difference.

    LFN.

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