29 May 2009

My Bunnings is Tougher Than Your Bunnings

Aisle 3. Cement: free shoe sizing with every bag.

Aisle 4. Chainsaws: and hockey masks.

Aisle 7. Nailguns: complementary 5 minutes on indoor target range included with every purchase.

Aisle 9. Gardening: Electrified fenceposts for triffid farming. Seymore brand orchid feed bins.

Aisle 10. Soilent Green.

Aisle 11. Dead Ringers complete home surgery toolkit (instrument #4 pictured).

1 comment:

  1. IS YOUR BUNNINGS AS TOUGH AS BUNNINGS AT PORT MACQUARIE?????

    On 16 July 2009 I visited the Bunnings Warehouse, Lake Road, Port Macquarie NSW to enquire about an advertised position of Department Manager.

    The obvious place to enquire was the Service Desk where I was met with smiles and offers of help, that was until I advised the young lady that I wanted details about the advertised position.

    Her response caught me completely, and what’s more the smile and helpfulness rapidly disappeared. “Why would you want that job, it is just soooooooo stressful”.

    So the job is stressful is it? What a wonderful representation of the company that pays her wages. If the job is sooooo stressful then why are you still there?

    By her own admission she stated that jobs at Bunnings are obviously soooooooo stressful!!! Where is her loyalty to her company? I am pleased she works for Bunnings because if she was my employee and spoke to a customer in that tone she would be dismissed instantly.

    What a wonderful introduction to the world according to Bunnings.

    It was an absolutely wonderful PR exercise, well done Bunnings.

    I was eventually referred to another young lady who I was informed was a Department Manager. Once again I was greeted with smiles and offering all the appearances of wanting to assist. That was until I explained the reason of my visit.

    Her tone changed completely also, and so began what I considered to be an interrogation that would have done the Gestapo proud.

    She tried to intimidate me by describing how much was involved in the position and how I would have to fit into the Bunnings “team”. Really, I would have to fit into the team irrespective of my qualifications. It really was beginning to sound like an adult version of MacDonalds. The exception being they are taking to adults not some pimply faced 15 year old kid. (No offence intended to all pimply faced kids).

    The interrogation continued by being asked if I was a local, well it was obvious that I wasn’t however I did explain that I owned a house and other real estate in the town and I intended to move to Port Macquarie in the near future.

    I was then asked as to my qualifications, I advised the young lady of my qualifications and her response was simply, “Well with all your qualifications why don’t you just go back to Sydney and get a job?

    Up until that point in time I always considered that every Australian had the right of freedom to live and work where ever they pleased. Apparently not, it appears now that approval has to be sought and approved by some arrogant, self opinionated check-out chick who is employed at Bunnings.

    Mine is NOT an isolated case as I have found out. How do you get a job at Bunnings??? Is it jobs ofr the boys???

    To anyone considering seeking employment at Bunnings I wish you well.

    I am interested in hearing direct about other Bunnings horror stories.

    robbo1945@hotmail.com

    ReplyDelete