I didn’t read the article becau… lookout, a zombie!
Voodoo is the only scientifically proven way a civilian can make a zombie. The situation is appalling in Haiti but let’s not get sentimental. If they are dealing with the un-dead, it means the Voodoo practising locals are re-animating their loved ones.
I can understand that. If something killed Emergency Contact a bit, I would have to have her re-anima… lookout, a koala with a gun!
Australia, you reap what you sew. If you allow slovenly marsupials to buy firearms, you are inevitably going to suffer gently-paced shooting sprees. The police should have been able to see this coming. Koalas should have been limited to rifles. Handguns are too easily concealed in pouches.
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