Pictured Left: Agent 119 practises a technique known as LIAFSOS. (Lulling into a false sense of security.) By appearing to be either cute, comatose or caught in a tree, the agent prepares its attack.With K. Rudd’s rise to power, many felt that positive change had come to Australia. His crowning seemed to herald a new era - a better place. The approval ratings would indicate there’s still a lot of love out there for The Blond Frog, yet I have uncovered an international conspiracy, perpetrated by his predecessor, that TBF is doing nothing to reverse. It could ruin everything… assuming that everything wasn’t already buggered.
You see, disguised as a sign of international goodwill and friendship, we’re getting two Pandas from China in September. I’m not sure if either government is fully cognisant of the danger they are putting us in. Maybe they are, and it’s part of an elaborate plan to depopulate the country, thus leaving it ripe for the picking.
But if we do have to have these vile, dangerous, useless creatures on our shores, at least we should be able to name them.
I would like to propose Philby and Burgess.
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