I've seen a woman, stark bollocking naked, being photographed draped around the roots of a tree. The thing that intrigued me about that, was where they chose to do it. The park is large enough for the local thug-class to dispose of bodies in privacy, so I wonder why these two decided to make their 'art' on the main drag, leading up to the main gate, near one of the main picnic areas. I'm not complaining. Just interested.
I've heard what sounded like a large water fowl of some description being stuffed unceremoniously into a bag. When I've looked up to see what on earth was going on, I've seen a homeless guy stuffing a large bird into a bag. Dude! It's supposed to be a jolly-jumbuck!
There's a pine foresty bit sort of thingy, up near the north east side of the park (I think it's there anyway). I've seen a guy with a full, five piece drum-kit, in the middle of the wood, doing his practice. Sort of sensible, but how the hell did he get it in there?
I've been able to turn around to my trainer and say, "Look out, you're about to step in dog."
To which he's anwered, "Don't you mean dog poo?"
To which I was able to say, "No... just dog."
It was the leg of someone's not so beloved terrier.
Last night was an appalling night in the park. It was about 11 degrees C, minus a windchill factor of approximately a thousand. The rain was sideways and the first couple of minutes standing around in your shorts and t-shirt make you wonder why more people don't die exercising - whatever the number, it should be more.
Anyway, this woman had all the answers. She's walking home in the diabolical conditions. She's got her suit on, but swapped the heels for a sensible pair of walking shoes, the rain's a comin' down in fits and starts, what else better to protect herself with than... a shower cap.
Centennial Park. Full of nutty goodness.
Is this a re-enactment? I see no rain. In fact... that looks like a turbin.
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