There is an awful lot of doxy, both ortho and hetero, on
controlling your child’s crying. Do you have non-stop contact with the child or
do you increase the periods of time between visits to the wailing infant? It
appears that the jury is still out but I am pleased to say that my research
into uncontrolled crying has been started and concluded in a single morning.
What I have found is that if you get a good chunk of flesh
in with the fingernail when you are manicuring babies miniscule fingers, you
can go straight from zero to uncontrolled crying in a nanosecond.
Now that I have successfully broken the sacred bond of trust
between father and infant, I’m going to nick up to the shops and see if I can
run over a few kittens on the way.
