10 Things That Should Come From the 20/20 Conference

1. No child will live without a robot by the year 2009.
2. Learners licenses for jetpacks will be dropped to 17 years of age.
3. Holidays on the Moon will be subject to luxury tax.
4. Professional mind readers will stop fashion crimes before they are committed.
5. The Cahill Expressway will not only not be torn down, but widened and raised (I mean come on people, who’s ever seen a modern city without roads?).
6. No Australian will be taunted or mistreated for admitting that they don’t like most Australian cinema because it is in general, crap.
7. The wearing of an Australian flag as a cape will result in the flag being burnt, with the offender still in it.
8. Mix Masters will cut up food and pump out tasty beats.
9. People will be taught at school that you can’t have a “War on …..” and expect it to work eg. War on Terror – no, that’s a method. War on Drugs – no, that’s a war on a big percentage of your population and is a medical issue.
10. We have to start seriously working on being “Beamed Up”, “Going to warp drive” and the flux capacitor