So in a completely unsurprising but still delightful turn of events, it appears that monkeys like porn.
A study reported on the ABC website has shown that they will forego cordial and fruit in return for alluring shots of monkey behinds, and will even shell out more, for shots of famous monkey bums. An orang-utan once paid over 14 bananas for a shot of King Kong’s clacker - taken from ground level. It’s a sort of up-fur arrangement.
On closer reading of the article it turns out it’s not famous monkeys, but high status monkeys. Monkeys with crazy comb-overs and plazas named after them. I once went skating at Chimp Plaza.
If you don’t believe me www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_1298389.htm
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