Mondex. Dishonourable Discharge From Navy Seals after it is discovered that the canine is not a seal at all. "We were alerted to the problem fairly early on in the seaman's career when all we ever heard from him was yap yap gurgle, instead of harf harf." Said Navy Seal Captain, Clint Winchester.
Seaman First Class Mondex was said to be very upset at the news of his discharge and was looking around for other options. It appears that the NSW Public Service is considering the plucky dog to head up a team, investigating alternatives to the failed transport ticketing scheme.
"Lets face it" said Chloe (the Stranger Danger) Granger, parliamentary aid and advisor to the Iemma Government. "He did better on his exams than any of the current team, and we've seen him concentrate on one task (licking himself) for up to 11 minutes at a time. He would be a worthy addition to the team."
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