I think that Guinea Pigs can finally be put to use. Above is my incredibly detailed plan for a lawn wheel. It pushes itself along with a little electric motor powered by the solar cell panel on the top. The pigs a loaded into the rolling cage and as it slowly makes its way across your lawn, the pigs are cutting, mulching and fertilising all on the trot. The motor stops at night allowing the fit little pigs to rest, but come morning, the wheel starts off again with the hungry little buggers making short work of your grass. Not fast enough to do any damage if it comes to rest against your back fence, simply re-point the wheel when you get home from work. Oh, and please remove pregnant pigs from the wheel until they have produce your next generation of shears.
You know, this grey space of yours, the space containing the grey matter, is a very mysterious place indeed. You don't even have a lawn. Love your work, Number Nine's Mistress.
ReplyDeleteAhhh Mistress of Number Nine,
ReplyDeleteYou flatter me. It's all about the space (I mean the wide open spaces for rent) and very little about the matter.