Time to sort out who's more pretty: Tamsin Greig or Noel Fielding. (Somewhere there is a universal balance for this.)
If you can't sort it out, it's 'cause Brian Molko confused the issue... or was it Natalie Portman in The Professional.
It's not right to tell your single mates to hang around outside screenings of Sex in The City with the promise that "there'll be a lot of unfulfilled totty falling about."
It's un-Australian to hope that Top Gear Australia falls on its arse.
It's un-Australian to give faulty advice about the Australian citizenship 'values' test to wanna-be citizens. Sure, you don't like the guy or the test, but it's so Oz to to want to see the results on the page:
Bradman's batting average? Three and a half kilos.
How many states in Mainland Australia? Four - Dismay, Beta, REM and Curdled.
What famous desert is named after an Australian fine arts performer? The Peach Gunston.
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