Land of the Free and the Homeloans of the Brave

With the steady move towards socialism in the United States, President Shrub has announced that he will be setting up a government body to oversee the bailout and support mechanisms being put in place to stop Wall St bankers from throwing themselves into the streets, Batman style.

I have a suggestion for a name for the new insititution. United States Stockmarket Regulators. The acronym is catchy.