One of the addle-headed elder-statesmen in a neighbouring department came blustering into the office yesterday, carrying on about increased security measures around the building and how we were going to have to get a rectal scan to enter the building.
I’m pretty sure he’s misread that memo and it’s a retinal scan. We’re going to be in for a dose of pink-eye if we’re not careful.
Some people will use any excuse to rock the shy wombat/turtle head in the workplace
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