I was at a do on the weekend with a Bond theme. Most people took the theme to mean they should dress elegantly. Some actually went for dress-up and this led me to a moment of confusion that illustrates how badly fashion has messed with my head.
A woman arrived painted in gold and my immediate reaction was,
"Well, it's not the worst fake-tan I've ever seen, but you can definitely see the smears."
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