I was particularly pleased recently, to read that the Vatican has come out and said that it is entirely possible that aliens exist. Click here for Popes in Space (and while you do it, you have to do the voice from the Muppets.)
First of all, this was announced by a bloke who rejoices in the job title of Director of the Vatican Observatory. I like to imagine him reporting into the Pontiff each morning and just confirming that Galileo is still a lying bastard and we were indeed still at the centre of everything.
He reported his ‘thinking’ on the subject in a piece entitled Aliens are My Brother . I think that’s nice coming from a world wide cult that only just learnt how to cope with Jews.
He also postulates that they could be free from original sin. See, now God can be forgetful at times - Not every planet got trees or snakes.
I thought it was cute that Muslim astronauts had actually managed to get advice from their leaders on which way to face whilst praying in space. It showed admirable flexibility.
Same back breaking athleticism being shown by the Catholic Church here too.
Seriously, does anybody not just sit back at these meetings, look each other in the eye, giggle and say. “Yeah I know, we’re just seeing what they’ll swallow.”
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