Imperfect List #14

Things I’d never thought I’d say or write.

If you live in an open plan flat where the kitchen is not really separated from the living area, don’t get a fan forced oven. Everything smells like sausages.

It’s too loud.

It’s too soft.

Can I go to bed yet?

The vodcast of “Hope is Emo” is absolutely brilliant.

I quite liked the last Chihuahua I met. (Well, it was in a bumble-bee suit, but that’s a slippery slope. Talking of which, check out ‘Spider Pug’ )

The last book by Iain M Banks was no good, and the one before that wasn’t much better.

I hope Australian Top Gear is going to be really good, but I have a horrible feeling it’s going to be like anything else when we copy a big budget idea.

I’ve had enough beer.

I was confused by the last NCIS.

Good drying weather. (Actually that wasn’t me, that was a mate of mine, who was a lead singer in a rock band.)

I’m thinking of getting an LCD TV to mount on the wall. (It’s not that I never thought I’d say that, I just never thought that I would have to say it without being able to also say “And I’ll be taking my flying car to shops to get it.”)