The Bay Leaf Commeth

As I was serving up dinner to Emergency Contact, I said with all the thoughtlessness of ancient, handed down wisdom, "Careful, there are bay leaves."

Remember kids, Loose Bay Leaves Sink Ships.

Duck, roll and don't eat the bay leaf.

If a bay leaf touches you, rub sand and vinegar into the wound.

One toke on a bay leaf ciggarette can lead to unwanted sexual thoughts and madness.

Don't have your bedroom door closed when there's a bay leaf in the house.