29 September 2008

Straighten Up and Fly Right



Air safety and aircraft maintenance is again under scrutiny this week.


Seen here, a fairy (Either Tooth or Bottom-of-Garden variety) flying in Newtown, Sydney this weekend.


The wings have been obviously attached at an unsafe angle, but it is still sent into service.


A spokesgoblin from the Fictitious and Make Believe Characters Union (FMBCU) has been quoted as saying that,


“It’s a disgrace that the maintenance and upkeep on these characters has been outsourced to the lowest bidders in countries where the standards are not as strictly enforced as they are in Australia. We have been stressing to management for a long time that we can’t just rely on Luck Dragons and Money Spiders to get us through this. The results will inevitably be tragic loss of imaginary life.”

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